I have seen the light. An angel of heaven has spoken to me. Yes, indeed, I am no longer in the dark! (Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you, brother. Thank you.)

Many years I have spent trying to choke down the grossness that is vegetables, and I have finally found a website that dispels my darkest fears. No longer do I have to smother broccoli in perfectly good cheese to choke it down! No more must I gag on the abhorrent texture of cooked peas! No more! (Amen!) For there is an enlightened way of life known as "vegetable free living."

And now, having seen this glorious light (hallelujah!), I pass it on to you. Click, brothers and sisters. Click, and be amazed.

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(Yeah, yeah, I'm an idiot. I know.)